Written in 1999. Originally recorded by Dave solo, we played this a lot at our live shows though.
lyrics
(but you haven't even tasted my souffle)
Lace up my big leather boots
Put on my cowboy hat
Walk out the door with a parachute and a
Big ass wooden baseball bat
I'm goin' out to hit the town
I gotta go to the dentist
I'm gonna buy me a kazoo and create a tempest
Buy me a pony, I ain't no phony
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Buy me a fairy and a fat man named Harry
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I'm gonna take you dancing at the Burger King
I'll buy you some french fries and everything
We'll be like 2 birds on the wing
Get some botulism and dance and sing
I'll buy me some blue panties and pierce my lip
Drink some juice and read a book
Play my guitar and listen to GWAR
and Oooh, on the TLC Tip
So please
Buy me a pony, I ain't no phony
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Buy me a fairy and a fat man named Larry
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credits
from Compost Shark,
released December 31, 2013
Sam Mulligan - Electric Guitar, Bass, Vocals
Dave Richardson - Drums, Acoustic Guitar, Electric Guitar, Vocals
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