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Compost Shark

by Compost Shark

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1.
Shirty 03:52
With some cobwebs in her hair and some dust in her eye She never shaves her legs and she loves to get high She cuts all of her friends with a switchblade tree She's a good friend to you and a homie to me She always wore a (Shirty, shirty) She always wore a (Shirty, shirty) Why can't I have your (Shirty) I'm sorry that I got your (Shirty dirty) I remember when you let the buffalo in the classroom I remember how you smirked when Sam gave you the moon I remember when you left your shirt on the pontoon Yeah La la la... She always wore a (Shirty, shirty) She always wore a (Shirty, shirty) Why can't I have your (Shirty) I'm sorry that I got your (Shirty dirty)
2.
(but you haven't even tasted my souffle) Lace up my big leather boots Put on my cowboy hat Walk out the door with a parachute and a Big ass wooden baseball bat I'm goin' out to hit the town I gotta go to the dentist I'm gonna buy me a kazoo and create a tempest Buy me a pony, I ain't no phony Free installation, great service, mail-in rebate Buy me a fairy and a fat man named Harry Free installation, great service, mail-in rebate I'm gonna take you dancing at the Burger King I'll buy you some french fries and everything We'll be like 2 birds on the wing Get some botulism and dance and sing I'll buy me some blue panties and pierce my lip Drink some juice and read a book Play my guitar and listen to GWAR and Oooh, on the TLC Tip So please Buy me a pony, I ain't no phony Free installation, great service, mail-in rebate Buy me a fairy and a fat man named Larry Free installation, great service, mail-in rebate
3.
Bleeding 01:10
It's been a long time I'm fearing the worst There's holes in my shirt OOOHHH! I can't tie my shoes Fell out of bed Why can't we all just get along? I'm bleeding from the head! Bleeding from the head?!? I got a new suit Why do I feel used? I'm out of orange juice I'm bleeding from the head
4.
Ode to Maria 02:23
Here In this chair Sits my conscience Is it there? Put your money on the table Lie your gun on the ground Time to get the party going Bring out the bloodhounds Ban, bang, get on the floor Catch him running out the door Grab the shaver and the plastic sword Cuz he's driving away in the Honda Accord Now in the warp zone Which path will you choose One leads to the ocean, another to the sea One for the devil & the warlock in me Bang Bang Bang Bang Ban, bang, get on the floor Catch him running out the door Grab the shaver and the plastic sword Cuz he's driving away in the Honda Accord Grab the shaver Cuz he's driving away In the Honda Accord He's got all the stereo equipment That money can afford He's got more dough Than Maria's got Shriver She had a date With the guy from MacGuyver
5.
Antonio 04:17
I'm on an escalator I'm not a player hater And all I care about is pleasing you My name is Tony Rocky Horror Look out kids, I'm crossing the border Now that we're alone I've got nothing to do My allergies are killing me and I cannot see anymore Wake me up so I can fill the cup And I stood up for you Allergies are killing me and I stood up for you Long johns and marijuana OJ Tropicana I bought a pair of Wal-Mart shoes Louise sold me a can And now I'm running just as fast as I can She's a scary girl and she's chasing me away My allergies are killing me and I cannot see anymore Wake me up so I can fill the cup And I stood up for you allergies are calling me and I cannot see anymore Wake me up so I can fill the cup And I stood up for you Allergies are killing me and I stood up for you
6.
Prisoner 04:12
Where do I begin? Right at the start Is this written in my astrological chart? Tell my mom and dad I'm A-OK I'm on a steady diet of Frito-Lays Thanks for making me prisoner Thanks for taking me as prisoner When we met I never would have guessed That this would end up such a hot mess Then when I moved in things surely changed Look at me in these shackles and chains Thanks for making me prisoner Thanks for taking me as prisoner I wish you would spend some time with me Did you forget where you put the key? I don't really wanna be let out Tell me baby, what's that all about? Thanks for making me prisoner Thanks for taking me as prisoner
7.
Manatees 04:04
Sometimes I wish I was a manatee Sometimes I don't wish I was a manatee Manatees don't play guitars I like to play guitars If I was a manatee I'd ignore humanity And play tag with my friends the dolphins I won't mind I'll lose all the time It seems so obvious to me That dolphins are way faster than manatees Sometimes I wish I was a manatee Sometimes I don't wish I was a manatee Manatees don't play guitars I like to play guitars If I was a manatee I'd bring along a golf tee And try to play golf in the sea I'd miss rollin' on my dubs And probly forget my golf clubs Crap! Manatees have bad memories Muncha, muncha muncha muncha muncha I eat sea lettuce Cruncha cruncha cruncha cruncha cruncha But not sea cucumbers Sometimes I wish I was a manatee Sometimes I don't wish I was a manatee Manatees don't play guitars I like to play guitars
8.
Radishes 02:19
Radishes So my friend and I walked out Into the garden of radishes Yeah, we tried to tiptoe Just because so we wouldn't step On the Radishes Splurge is a friend of mine, oh yeah We go drinking at half past 9 In Portsmouth we wine and dine with all the ladies And eat some Radishes Splurge and I, we bond like friends and I give him a radish every now and then Splurge is so big and so cool and he He's friends with the King The king is a tool Radish.
9.
Judy 01:12
Oh Judy Hot patootie Met you at the bank last week (last week) You made a transaction Into the bathroom I could see you there through that hole in the wall (hole in the wall) Oh Judy And your big lovely booty I wouldn't trade you for the world Oh Judy And your big round lovely booty Oh Judy I love you so
10.
Guldens 03:06
I got a dog in a bag at a baseball game got 5 packs of mustard by the name of Guldens Yeah, Guldens Guldens Tastes so good Guldens Spicy and brown Guldens, baby Guldens I went to my seat with my dog in my hand We was cheering for Jaime cuz he's the man Jaime Yeah, Jaime Jaime Jaime We love you Hit a home run Jaime Jaime Jaime Only used 3 packs of mustard on the weiner Got some on my sleeve, had to use the pocked cleaner It was dirty Yeah, dirty Mustard stains Yeah, it stains Cuz it's yellow Mustard Yellow mustard Mustard Guldens Tastes so good Guldens Spicy and brown Guldens Guldens Guldens
11.
Celia 03:13
After searching for a long time I found the one for me The one who set me free Too much time has passed She is the way things should be The way things should be It's strange in this alien world I fell in love with an alien girl Skin of Turquoise, eyes of brown Alien girl turned my world upside down I met her in an alien deli Bought some sauce and vermicelli Took my number, stood next to her Opened my mouth, started talking for sure I said something like "Blah blah hee hee" Translated: do you want to go out with me? She said "Yeah, yeah yeah" I said "Yes, yes, yes" It's strange in this alien world I fell in love with an alien girl Skin of Turquoise, eyes of brown Alien girl turned my world upside down She Was wearing a bright blue dress Me in tattered jeans what a mess She seemed to like me, I sure liked her Asked if I could know her name and she said "Sure. My name is Celia. Straight from Montpelier." Her name is Celia, straight from Montpelier I said "It don't look like you're from Vermont" (beep beep beep) She said "I'm straight from New England. Been here since birth. I just ate 52 carrots Please pay no attention to my girth. Proud to say I hail from Montpelier Proud to say hey hey, my name is Celia."
12.
Soda Can 02:47
Did you ever pop the top off a soda can And wonder 'bout the sound it made Scientifically? Or is it just me? I was walking down the street just humming a tune Soda can in my hand when the aphids attacked Ate the shirt off my back I wonder if you can tell which parts of this song really happened And which ones I just made up The sleeves on my shirt are sneaking up on my arms Where is the breaking point? Do I roll up the cuffs Or is enough enough? A shirt can mean more than a trusted old friend Cuz a shirt would never steal your girl or trample your dreams Just kinda split at the seams Some of the verses of this song are better than others But that's what happens when you don't work too hard If you live by the clock you can probably tell time Why don't I hear that more? It's a saying of sorts Upheld by the courts There's a moment in time where you know you've done wrong But you can't do a god damn thing to change what you've done The clock just struck 1
13.
Kathleen 04:40
Golden brown locks You wear polka dot socks All the boys know your name And they think that you're hot Kathleen, pardon my stare Polka dot socks and your hair Oooohh I took you out to Denny's On a Sunday afternoon The waitress made a mistake And she gave you two spoons We laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed At the blunder she had made I called you the next morning over toast and marmalade Kathleen, pardon my stare Polka dot socks and your hair Oooohh We talked on the phone from 8 Until quarter past 1 I asked if you were doing anything later And you said, "No, let's go have fun" Our date was set for 8 so I arrived At 7:15 I opened the door There you were Kissin' on my best friend Awww Kathleen, pardon my stare Polka dot socks and your hair Oooohh Kathleen, you broke my heart I know I'm not that cute And I know I'm not that smart But I'm a prize My mama told me so And I'm a much better kisser than him But I guess that You'll never know Kathleen, pardon my stare Polka dot socks and your hair Kathleen, pardon my stare Those polka dot socks Damn, those polka dot socks Oooohh

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released December 31, 2013

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